The dog ate my homework...the cat downloaded my porn?

This article drew my attention....mostly due to the title: "Kitty porn: Man blames cat for downloading child-sex photos." Really? That will teach people to leave their computers unintended around their cats. Watch out! The dog might get you in trouble for illegally downloading music. Your bird might get you on an episode of "To Catch a Predator" for entering and talking in a chatroom with a minor. Yes, animals are out to get us and Keith Griffin of Florida learned the hard way. Really? Come on! Remember there were better excuses for why you didn't have your homework then just "the dog ate it." Well...you need a little better of an excuse then to the blame your cat for your immoral, illegal, and wrong behavior. Here's to a better excuse next time!